The wife signed me up...

Kole's Pre-K teacher, Mrs. Hall, reminded me today that my wife signed me up for Career Day next week in Kole's class. Thank you...and come on.

I was told I would be following a banker, and then a parent who sells medical equipment, in which he may bring in some plastic arms and legs as props. Mrs. Hall led me to believe the plastic arms and legs are going to be a big hit.

What props do I have to dazzle 4 year-olds that can compete with plastic arms and legs?

Nothing is coming to mind. Pretty sure I want to go after the banker, unless he is handing out free money.

Suggestions are welcomed as to how I can not make my son's Pre-K class completely turned off to being a Pastor; thereby preserving the fact that I am still number one in my sons eyes.

Comments

[Aleah Faires]

I think you should show a movie clip, four-year olds love movies. Except for the fact that the only fitting movies that are coming to mind are "Bruce Almighty" and "The Passion of the Christ". Neither are age appropriate. Negative on the movie idea.

[Lauren]

this story makes me laugh. i honestly am trying to think of some sort of 'thing' to bring or say...nothing comes to mind.

oh i know. what about the flannel graph?

[josh]

Hi, my name is todd skinner..."I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist. And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.
Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest..."

[shannon Pirie]

CANDY!!! You will be the hit.

[Scott Tyler]

Tell the class about all the awesome tax breaks you get as a pastor. Pre Ks are totally into that stuff--Duh!